1 00:00:03,336 --> 00:00:05,531 The security system is being disabled. 2 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:10,301 There's a plane arriving here in the morning to take you to Mexico City 3 00:00:10,577 --> 00:00:12,545 if we can keep you alive that long. 4 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,017 Get us on the ground. 5 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,515 What's wrong with your side? There's a bullet in it. 6 00:00:25,058 --> 00:00:29,552 I don't go after any suspect without checking out his background. 7 00:02:30,850 --> 00:02:34,684 Yes. Yes, I have received the pictures. 8 00:02:34,754 --> 00:02:39,054 But we cannot do business until you first identify yourself. 9 00:02:39,225 --> 00:02:41,853 You say you are a private investigator? 10 00:02:45,064 --> 00:02:47,555 You are asking for a lot of money, 11 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:51,801 how do I know you have all the other information that you claim? 12 00:02:52,739 --> 00:02:53,831 Yes. 13 00:02:54,707 --> 00:02:57,301 Yes, I can be there in an hour. 14 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:59,473 Yes. I will come alone. 15 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:18,958 The Pacific horizon can be a very inspiring sight. 16 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,966 But it can also be kind of depressing 17 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,731 when you find your personal horizons a little lacking in rainbows. 18 00:03:25,205 --> 00:03:29,107 Paradise has a way of seducing you into a sense of stagnant well-being. 19 00:03:29,175 --> 00:03:31,405 A feeling that you're experiencing life at its best, 20 00:03:31,511 --> 00:03:33,206 so why go looking for anything better? 21 00:03:33,446 --> 00:03:37,075 Then one day I realized why rainbows never get boring to look at. 22 00:03:37,183 --> 00:03:38,445 They're always changing. 23 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,520 My own colors were fading from standing still. 24 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,918 So why not put a couple of new humps on my horizon? 25 00:03:44,991 --> 00:03:47,551 Grow, change, learn some new things. 26 00:03:47,627 --> 00:03:49,322 Spread my wings and fly a little. 27 00:03:49,395 --> 00:03:52,330 Even if I fell back to earth a couple of times in the process. 28 00:03:52,398 --> 00:03:53,922 Pull up on the collective. 29 00:03:54,767 --> 00:03:59,136 Easy. Easy... Hey, I've got it. I've got it. That's it. 30 00:03:59,706 --> 00:04:01,264 No more lessons from me. 31 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:03,542 Oh, come on, one little mistake. 32 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:05,775 One little... 33 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:09,311 You had us going backwards on the lift-off, 34 00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:12,043 at 2,000 you had us going sideways, 35 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:15,483 and then you came within inches of crashing us into the landing pad. 36 00:04:16,055 --> 00:04:18,285 Well, what about all the things I did right? 37 00:04:18,691 --> 00:04:20,750 What about all the things I've learned? 38 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,087 Sure. Right. 39 00:04:24,797 --> 00:04:26,697 After six hours of flight lessons, 40 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,324 you learned how to shut the engine off. 41 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:30,028 I've learned more than that. 42 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:31,903 Like what? 43 00:04:32,205 --> 00:04:35,402 You keep making the same mistakes every time we fly. 44 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:38,005 T. C., I'll double what I pay you. 45 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:39,544 Sure you will. 46 00:04:39,946 --> 00:04:42,005 If you get that job in Oklahoma. 47 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:45,342 No ifs. I'll get it. I just have to be a pilot. 48 00:04:45,418 --> 00:04:48,251 Look, I can make more there in one three week job 49 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,380 than I can here in an entire year. 50 00:04:50,890 --> 00:04:52,551 If you're a pilot. 51 00:04:53,092 --> 00:04:54,855 You are not a pilot. 52 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,119 You are not going to be a pilot. 53 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:59,824 Why don't you call that oil company and tell them you lied. 54 00:04:59,899 --> 00:05:01,389 I did not lie. 55 00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:03,129 Not exactly. 56 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,397 Besides, you know there's more at stake here than just a job. 57 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:10,306 What if we're up there one day and you suddenly have an attack? 58 00:05:10,777 --> 00:05:13,268 Well, this young man's heart is just fine, 59 00:05:13,346 --> 00:05:16,076 as long as he doesn't let you touch that stick. 60 00:05:22,789 --> 00:05:25,349 T. C., you all right? 61 00:05:26,592 --> 00:05:28,924 T. C., come on. Stop fooling around. 62 00:05:43,009 --> 00:05:45,409 You should consider yourself most fortunate. 63 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:46,740 Yeah, I know. 64 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,910 I'm sorry. I guess I'm a little worked up 65 00:05:48,981 --> 00:05:50,972 about losing 10 days of solid bookings. 66 00:05:51,050 --> 00:05:52,381 Can't fly for 10 days? 67 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,817 Perhaps for two weeks, according to the doctors. 68 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,682 What did you learn at the police station? 69 00:05:56,889 --> 00:05:59,153 Just that they think the gunman fired from the highway, 70 00:05:59,225 --> 00:06:00,817 across from the helipad. 71 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,259 You have any idea who might have done it, T. C? 72 00:06:04,030 --> 00:06:05,998 Are you kidding? I wish I did. 73 00:06:06,132 --> 00:06:08,100 Well, never mind. I'll come up with something. 74 00:06:08,234 --> 00:06:10,202 You just concentrate on getting well. 75 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:13,300 I mean, if you heal fast, you might be flying in a week. 76 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:15,706 What? No, no. 77 00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:17,901 Forget it. No more flying lessons for you, buddy. 78 00:06:17,977 --> 00:06:19,308 Magnum, how could you? 79 00:06:19,846 --> 00:06:20,972 Thomas, I don't believe it. 80 00:06:21,047 --> 00:06:23,481 Is that all you've got to think about, is your pilot's license? 81 00:06:23,549 --> 00:06:26,484 No. Come on, that's not what I meant. 82 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:29,251 Getting my pilot's license is the farthest thing 83 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,381 from my mind till we find out who shot at T.C. 84 00:06:31,457 --> 00:06:33,516 Mmm-hmm. Then you're going for the license, right? 85 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:35,026 Well sure. Why not? 86 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:38,564 I'm making progress. Magnum, please. Give up this folly. 87 00:06:38,631 --> 00:06:42,158 Call that chap in Oklahoma and admit to him that you lied. 88 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:43,327 I didn't lie. 89 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,372 The guy said, "Will you be able to fly our company chopper 90 00:06:46,439 --> 00:06:48,236 "around the oil fields to investigate?" 91 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,969 He didn't say "Can you?" He said, "Will you be able to?" 92 00:06:51,043 --> 00:06:53,409 And I will be able to. I've got six weeks. 93 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:58,178 The noontime news is on. I'm gonna see if there's anything about the shooting. 94 00:06:58,284 --> 00:07:00,616 Okay, so nobody believes me. 95 00:07:00,686 --> 00:07:02,847 But once we find out who shot at T. C., 96 00:07:02,955 --> 00:07:06,721 I will somehow, someway get my pilot's license. 97 00:07:07,059 --> 00:07:08,253 In six weeks? 98 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,919 Oh. 99 00:07:10,797 --> 00:07:13,288 Good luck with your new instructor. 100 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:14,761 Shh! Quiet, guys. 101 00:07:14,834 --> 00:07:18,702 ...by a gunshot today. He had reportedly just finished giving a flying lesson. 102 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:22,841 Calvin, owner-operator of Island Hoppers Air Charter Service, was, 103 00:07:23,075 --> 00:07:26,602 according to HPD reports, shot once, in the chest, 104 00:07:26,679 --> 00:07:28,647 presumably with a high-powered weapon, 105 00:07:28,714 --> 00:07:30,306 and from a considerable distance. 106 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:34,183 However, an Island Hoppers spokesman is now quoted as saying that 107 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:37,112 foul play is not suspected. 108 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,858 Well, that brings us around to the lighter... 109 00:07:41,928 --> 00:07:45,056 What idiot would give out such a ludicrous statement? 110 00:07:45,631 --> 00:07:48,566 The same idiot that claims to be my spokesman. 111 00:07:48,835 --> 00:07:51,065 Well, somebody had to mind the store. 112 00:07:51,704 --> 00:07:55,196 I heard the news report on the radio about the shoot... The accident. 113 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:59,039 So, well, naturally, my first inclination was to rush to the hospital. 114 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:00,973 Naturally. Exactly. 115 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:04,672 But then I thought, "No, no, that's just what all his good friends will do 116 00:08:04,784 --> 00:08:06,149 "and I'd just be in the way." 117 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:09,388 So, then, naturally, the next thought that occurred to me was, 118 00:08:09,455 --> 00:08:11,582 "Who's looking after T.C.'s business?" 119 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:15,289 So you just naturally rushed on down here 120 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:17,352 and took charge in a moment of crisis? 121 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,894 Exactly. And lucky I did. 122 00:08:20,066 --> 00:08:23,627 Because when I got here the place was standing open and crawling with press. 123 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:26,772 But don't worry, these are the last two left and they're just leaving. 124 00:08:26,973 --> 00:08:28,406 I handled all of them. 125 00:08:28,774 --> 00:08:31,607 Like that stupid crack that foul play wasn't suspected? 126 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:32,769 Shh! 127 00:08:33,379 --> 00:08:35,404 Naturally I told them foul play wasn't suspected, 128 00:08:35,481 --> 00:08:37,381 I'm trying to save T.C.'s image here. 129 00:08:38,150 --> 00:08:40,311 I mean, who would want to fly with a guy somebody's trying to kill? 130 00:08:40,386 --> 00:08:42,752 Yeah. That's very thoughtful of you, Mac. 131 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:43,911 Thank you. 132 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:48,993 So, can you empty your pockets and show me your wallet? 133 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:52,726 I think I'm being insulted. 134 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:54,800 No, just accused, naturally. 135 00:08:55,201 --> 00:08:59,365 T.C. Always has about 500 in cash in his office, for emergencies. 136 00:08:59,438 --> 00:09:01,235 Now if I walk in there and don't find it... 137 00:09:01,307 --> 00:09:02,535 Well, you won't! 138 00:09:02,842 --> 00:09:05,367 Because I secured all the cash I found. 139 00:09:06,612 --> 00:09:10,981 I hate that word! Don't say secured when you mean stole! 140 00:09:11,050 --> 00:09:13,041 I secured all the cash. 141 00:09:13,486 --> 00:09:15,249 Now if somebody had snuck in there and stolen it 142 00:09:15,321 --> 00:09:18,051 while I'm still on the premises, I'd feel pretty silly, now, wouldn't I? 143 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:21,556 What else is missing, Mac? Nothing. 144 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:24,323 I haven't taken anything from that office. I have only given. 145 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:28,264 Of my time, my creativity, and my years of managerial experience. 146 00:09:28,334 --> 00:09:29,494 Mac, please leave. 147 00:09:30,937 --> 00:09:32,495 Well, you're welcome. 148 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,542 He wouldn't put himself out for a little cash. 149 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,543 With this guy, it's always a major angle. 150 00:09:38,611 --> 00:09:39,771 Naturally. 151 00:09:40,012 --> 00:09:42,640 Well, we've got to take care of T.C.'s biggest problem. 152 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,546 Help me tie down the rotors of the chopper. 153 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:45,709 Then we'll go... 154 00:09:48,454 --> 00:09:50,922 Mac? Okay, what's missing? 155 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,755 What was he after? 156 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,026 Mac didn't take anything from the office. 157 00:09:55,161 --> 00:09:59,689 T. C., why do most of your shipping invoices list unspecified cargo? 158 00:10:00,700 --> 00:10:03,191 Because some of the shippers are too lazy to itemize. 159 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,730 Yeah, well, maybe they don't want to. 160 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,273 Maybe they tried to slip in some kind of contraband 161 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,605 and got scared that you found out. 162 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,138 And I would have, too. 163 00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:14,407 I check every unspecified item. 164 00:10:14,580 --> 00:10:20,246 Look, maybe I just got hit by some idiot with lousy aim out taking target practice. 165 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,780 Hey, don't forget to lock up. Struck out. 166 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,951 And check my messages for me, too. 167 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,083 What? Yeah, sure, T.C. 168 00:10:28,527 --> 00:10:31,155 Did you and Rick have any problems securing the chopper? 169 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:38,233 Well, actually Mac secured the chopper. No problem. 170 00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,931 Oh, great, thanks. 171 00:10:40,773 --> 00:10:43,469 Oh, yeah, the doc says I'll be out some time late tomorrow. 172 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,167 Tomorrow? No, stay there. 173 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:46,842 I mean it's safer there. 174 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:51,943 You expect me to stay here at 300 bucks a day until we find the sniper? 175 00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,212 No way. 176 00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,887 No, I guess not. Bye, T.C. 177 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,617 Thomas, he's gonna want to come by here the minute he gets out. 178 00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,159 Now we gotta go find the chopper. 179 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:02,589 Any luck on Mac yet? 180 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:05,027 His landlady says she hasn't seen him since early this morning. 181 00:11:05,131 --> 00:11:06,428 But I got the place staked out, 182 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,933 he's probably at some chopper chop shop somewhere. 183 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,162 Rick, we don't know for sure that Mac took the chopper. 184 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:14,398 Hey, will you quit defending him? I'm not defending him exactly. 185 00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:15,735 Yes, you are. 186 00:11:15,808 --> 00:11:17,776 This bum's conned us all at least once. 187 00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:21,539 You better start realizing that this isn't your good old honest friend Mac. 188 00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,538 Thomas, the real Mac is dead. 189 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,116 And this Jim... Jim Bonig. 190 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,685 The point is that you've got to quit letting him off so easy 191 00:11:27,753 --> 00:11:29,721 just because he looks like the old Mac, Thomas. 192 00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:32,790 I am not letting him off, but I still don't think he could be connected 193 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:34,450 with an attempt on T.C. 194 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,688 Magnum, I've been trying to reach you. 195 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,629 You received a call from a client who said that it was urgent 196 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,100 that he reach you, a matter of a long overdue fee. 197 00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,464 Therefore I referred him to Island Hoppers. 198 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:49,141 I trust the payment will be sufficient to cover your outstanding indebtedness 199 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,143 to Mr. Masters, including upkeep on the Ferrari 200 00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,473 and maintenance on the tennis court. 201 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:55,036 And I... I got call on all money. 202 00:11:55,114 --> 00:11:56,411 Your tab's through the ceiling. 203 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:58,312 Rick nobody owes me a fee. 204 00:11:58,484 --> 00:11:59,951 Cut it out, Thomas, Higgins just said... 205 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,486 No, he didn't just say it. 206 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:05,688 He must have left that message while T.C. Was giving me my lesson, before the shooting. 207 00:12:05,891 --> 00:12:07,984 He didn't mention the phone call to you at the hospital? 208 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,791 I don't think he thought it was important. But maybe T.C. Was right. 209 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,660 Maybe he was hit by mistake 210 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,960 because he was sitting on the right side of the chopper 211 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:17,730 where the passenger would normally be. 212 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:19,827 You? 213 00:12:20,106 --> 00:12:23,633 Whoever made that call to Higgins was probably the gunman looking for me 214 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,335 and he got T.C. Instead. 215 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,706 You're right, Mr. Magnum. 216 00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:38,949 We have to hurry. 217 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:41,618 Valez's men probably know you've come back here by now. 218 00:12:41,694 --> 00:12:42,752 Who's Valez? 219 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:44,159 Stop it, Mr. Magnum. 220 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:46,390 Everyone knows about what you pulled off last week. 221 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,024 You have to go back and tell the truth. Now wait a minute. 222 00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,096 We're going back to Oklahoma? 223 00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,604 You've got to be kidding. Just because Thomas lied about being a pilot, 224 00:12:53,672 --> 00:12:55,264 somebody's gotten bent out of shape enough to... 225 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,500 All right, all right. 226 00:13:17,163 --> 00:13:20,257 Well, maybe now I can get a simple thank you. 227 00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,461 All I did was save your life. 228 00:13:31,377 --> 00:13:34,972 Most people put their house keys with their car keys. 229 00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:37,072 Well, I don't happen to be most people. 230 00:13:37,616 --> 00:13:39,641 But you should just be thankful that I had to come back 231 00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:41,117 and get it and heard what was going on. 232 00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:45,713 And that I had the presence of mind to secure this from their glove compartment. 233 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:50,860 It's a shame we didn't have a little more backup, we might have gotten the girl, too. 234 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,795 I was trying not to hit a lady. 235 00:13:53,065 --> 00:13:55,363 Okay, fine. Look, who are you? 236 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,496 And where were you and the girl trying to take us? 237 00:14:08,781 --> 00:14:11,011 His name is Emilio, and he's from Mexico City. 238 00:14:11,116 --> 00:14:12,378 You speak Spanish? 239 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,777 Naturally, I speak Spanish. I studied for the priesthood in Paraguay. 240 00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,921 Okay, so I was a dropout, but I did attend a seminary... Never mind. 241 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:22,993 Ask him about the girl. 242 00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,035 What's he saying about me? 243 00:15:05,771 --> 00:15:07,170 And who's Pasqual Valez? 244 00:15:07,439 --> 00:15:08,929 You got to be kidding. 245 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,738 He's only one of the biggest crime bosses in Mexico City. 246 00:15:12,678 --> 00:15:15,909 So you really got the goods on Valez's organization last week, huh? 247 00:15:16,548 --> 00:15:18,743 Thomas, you were in Mexico City last week? 248 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:20,580 I thought you were in Oklahoma City. 249 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:21,879 I was. 250 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:25,847 You tell Emilio that he's coming with me 251 00:15:25,991 --> 00:15:27,925 to find someone who speaks Spanish. 252 00:15:28,227 --> 00:15:29,660 Well, what do you think I've been doing? 253 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:30,887 I'm not sure, Mac. 254 00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:33,897 That's why I like a second opinion on what Emilio told you. 255 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,932 Besides you've got something more important to do. Find T.C.'s chopper. 256 00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,627 Find it? Why, did he lose it? 257 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,764 Knock it off, will you? You know you stole it. 258 00:15:41,907 --> 00:15:43,875 Me? Why is it always me? 259 00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:46,044 Why would I liberate T.C.'s chopper? 260 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,840 I hate that word, too. 261 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:53,849 Now, you bring back T.C.'s chopper that you liberated, stole by tomorrow. 262 00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:00,849 Island Hoppers. 263 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,618 Magnum, come home at once. 264 00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,959 Oh, Higgins. Look, you speak Spanish, don't you? 265 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,497 I need you to do some translating. 266 00:16:06,565 --> 00:16:08,795 And I need you here, now please hurry. 267 00:16:09,101 --> 00:16:11,228 Yes, do hurry, Mr. Magnum. 268 00:16:11,837 --> 00:16:14,032 I will shoot Mr. Higgins if I have to. 269 00:16:15,741 --> 00:16:17,868 What do you want? Follow my instructions. 270 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,744 Bring Emilio here with you, 271 00:16:20,346 --> 00:16:23,543 do not call the police, and come under concealment. 272 00:16:24,216 --> 00:16:26,241 You're a dead man if Valez's men see you, 273 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,586 and so is your friend Mr. Higgins if you cross me. 274 00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:44,255 No sign of a tail. 275 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,424 Mac must have lost them for us. 276 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:48,055 Yeah, and I gotta find him. 277 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:52,198 Rick, the best way to guarantee that you'll see Mac 278 00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:56,502 real soon is to have his car. His life is in here. 279 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:03,675 Listen, Valez may have the estate staked out... Wait a minute. 280 00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:08,843 I don't believe this. What? 281 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:12,616 Marvel Comics, volume one, the first Tales from the Crypt, 282 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:15,516 Huey, Dewey, and Louie on Vacation... 283 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,158 All in good condition. Do you know what these are worth? 284 00:18:18,397 --> 00:18:20,422 You better worry about what your life is worth. 285 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:30,337 Okay, you'll lean on Mac about the chopper when he gets back to T.C.'s office 286 00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:33,173 and you'll check with Ice Pick about Pasqual Valez. 287 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,679 Thomas... The lady said come alone. 288 00:18:37,516 --> 00:18:40,576 Okay. Let's go, Emilio. 289 00:18:59,538 --> 00:19:00,800 Emilio. Maria? 290 00:19:00,906 --> 00:19:02,134 Magnum. Higgins. 291 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:09,744 Tea? 292 00:19:10,582 --> 00:19:12,447 You're supposed to be a hostage. 293 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,480 Miss Torres has explained why it was necessary for her 294 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:18,148 to take such drastic action to bring you here. 295 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:21,818 Magnum, why didn't you tell me where you really were last week? 296 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:25,859 Look, Miss Torres... 297 00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,256 Maria. 298 00:19:30,235 --> 00:19:32,965 I'm sorry that I had to leave so quickly before, 299 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:37,737 but it's most awkward for a federale to be questioned by the American police. 300 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:52,116 You and Emilio are Mexican agents? 301 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,857 There's a plane arriving here in the morning to take you to Mexico City 302 00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,224 if we can keep you alive that long. 303 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,967 We'll have to have your testimony to nail Valez once and for all. 304 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:06,598 Fine. 305 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:12,377 But I want more than protection. 306 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,340 What I know about Valez goes to the highest bidder. 307 00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:18,915 We are the highest. 308 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:21,477 How much? 309 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:22,611 A lot. 310 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,921 How'd you know about me? 311 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,214 And how did Valez? As a matter of fact, 312 00:20:27,292 --> 00:20:30,352 I pride myself on being discreet. 313 00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:33,128 Yes, you apparently confided in no one. 314 00:20:33,332 --> 00:20:35,197 I'm sorry, Higgins, this was too big. 315 00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:38,600 I used Oklahoma City as a cover, I commuted to Mexico every day, 316 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:40,968 I used a fictitious name with Valez's men. 317 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,132 Not according to our sources, you didn't. 318 00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,698 I used my real name? 319 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:46,641 But claimed you were from Chicago. 320 00:20:47,212 --> 00:20:50,204 Naturally, it didn't take us, or Valez, long to trace you here. 321 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:53,582 Naturally. 322 00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,952 Higgins, ask Emilio 323 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:02,684 in Spanish what the guy in T.C.'s office said to him. 324 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:19,237 It seems Mac threatened to pour gasoline in Emilio's navel and ignite it 325 00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,709 if Emilio didn't talk. 326 00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:27,307 I want to know if he asked him anything about me. 327 00:21:35,227 --> 00:21:38,663 Mac asked if Emilio or Maria had ever seen you. 328 00:21:40,699 --> 00:21:42,724 Have you? Maria? 329 00:21:44,903 --> 00:21:46,803 Can you swear I'm the man you're looking for? 330 00:21:47,639 --> 00:21:50,199 We know that a private investigator named Thomas Magnum 331 00:21:50,275 --> 00:21:52,709 was working undercover in the Valez family. 332 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:01,545 What are you doing? 333 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,645 I can straighten this out with a couple of phone calls. 334 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,285 The phone's dead. 335 00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:11,592 The security system is being disabled. 336 00:22:12,931 --> 00:22:14,990 Magnum, someone's on the grounds. 337 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:18,963 Stay here. 338 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,019 Valez. 339 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:43,320 I tried to tell you. Now it's too late. 340 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:05,577 Any idea how many men Valez brought with him? 341 00:23:05,650 --> 00:23:07,345 As many as it takes to kill you. 342 00:23:15,827 --> 00:23:16,816 Emilio. 343 00:23:17,829 --> 00:23:19,820 Higgins, where are the dogs? 344 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:21,832 At the kennel for a grooming. 345 00:23:23,268 --> 00:23:24,257 Great. 346 00:23:24,803 --> 00:23:26,532 You picked today to get them a haircut? 347 00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:30,132 I had no way of knowing that we would be re-fighting the Alamo this afternoon. 348 00:23:30,208 --> 00:23:33,006 Really, Magnum, you've no right to involve the Robin Masters estate 349 00:23:33,078 --> 00:23:35,069 in your clandestine affairs. Higgins. 350 00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,478 I was in Oklahoma. 351 00:23:39,551 --> 00:23:42,042 No Valez. No Mexico. 352 00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:44,983 It will do no good for you to try and change your story now. 353 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:46,353 Maria's right. 354 00:23:46,691 --> 00:23:50,559 Actually, I'm impressed that you'd attempt to expose a South American mafia king... 355 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:51,891 I didn't. 356 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,596 As soon as I can get to a phone, I'm going to call Oklahoma, 357 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:56,600 and they will verify for you and Maria 358 00:23:56,768 --> 00:23:59,703 that I was there the entire week discussing oil rig vandalism. 359 00:24:01,072 --> 00:24:02,334 They stopped shooting. 360 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:06,941 What in God's name are you doing? 361 00:24:07,012 --> 00:24:08,001 Look, 362 00:24:08,914 --> 00:24:12,975 we're gonna need a bunker to... So we can see them entering from any direction. 363 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:14,441 Emilio. 364 00:24:25,497 --> 00:24:27,897 The sixth century Vishnu from the temple of Angkor 365 00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:31,231 and the Gauguin deserve to survive. 366 00:24:54,526 --> 00:24:55,925 Hey, where are you going? 367 00:24:57,295 --> 00:24:58,728 Oh, my God. 368 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,858 An O. Henry first edition and Balzac was barely spared. 369 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,901 You won't be spared if you don't stay under cover. 370 00:25:06,972 --> 00:25:10,305 Miss Torres, I assure you, I'm quite capable of taking care of myself. 371 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:15,135 Higgins, what happened to the ammo for the guns in Robin's gun cabinet? 372 00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,543 All ammunition was removed to the garage last week for 373 00:25:17,616 --> 00:25:20,710 the Annual Home for Incorrigible Boys Open House. Emilio. 374 00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:23,515 Why didn't you put it back after the incorrigible boys left? 375 00:25:23,588 --> 00:25:25,886 Never mind. Where's the extra rounds for the Webley? 376 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:28,015 In the study. I'll fetch them. Look out! 377 00:25:34,099 --> 00:25:35,657 Never mind, they're in the house. 378 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:15,733 Someone must have heard the shots and called the police. 379 00:26:16,274 --> 00:26:17,536 Emilio's dead. 380 00:26:20,378 --> 00:26:21,538 I'm sorry. 381 00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:25,875 We have to get out of here before they arrive. 382 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:33,552 Higgins, look, I'm sorry for dragging you into this. 383 00:26:33,892 --> 00:26:37,453 I'll tell the police about Valez, but until we can prove it, you're still a target. 384 00:26:37,529 --> 00:26:38,518 You'd better go. 385 00:26:40,665 --> 00:26:41,723 Thanks. 386 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,883 Nothing except a battle lost 387 00:27:00,218 --> 00:27:02,948 can be half so melancholy as a battle won. 388 00:27:08,994 --> 00:27:12,452 You picked a good place. Hardly anyone ever comes out to this strip. 389 00:27:12,931 --> 00:27:15,491 Thanks. I did my research. 390 00:27:16,167 --> 00:27:18,567 If you're safe anywhere right now, it's here. 391 00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:23,903 Why do you make it sound like I'm the only one in danger? 392 00:27:26,044 --> 00:27:27,272 Am I in danger? 393 00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:34,850 You are if Valez finds us and we can't fight our way out. 394 00:27:37,722 --> 00:27:38,711 Salud. 395 00:27:45,397 --> 00:27:46,989 I hope pepperoni's okay. 396 00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:48,992 Is that the guy you called? 397 00:27:49,501 --> 00:27:51,435 That's a terrible joke. 398 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:54,494 I am sorry. 399 00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,940 I try to make jokes occasionally. 400 00:27:57,942 --> 00:28:00,467 So who did you call when we stopped for the pizza? 401 00:28:00,712 --> 00:28:04,045 A guy named Rick, who's trying to reach a guy named Ice Pick, 402 00:28:04,115 --> 00:28:07,346 who just might know a guy named Valez. 403 00:28:08,253 --> 00:28:11,450 Whom you still think you just might be able to deal with 404 00:28:11,556 --> 00:28:13,524 for your information, and live. 405 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:17,391 That plan failed in Mexico City, remember? 406 00:28:17,495 --> 00:28:18,985 I wasn't in Mexico City. 407 00:28:20,098 --> 00:28:23,124 I just want a chance to try to convince Valez of that. 408 00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:27,670 I've always been told it was messy. 409 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:29,366 It is. 410 00:28:29,674 --> 00:28:30,766 You're kidding. 411 00:28:31,276 --> 00:28:32,607 You never had pizza? 412 00:28:34,345 --> 00:28:36,074 It just never appealed to me. 413 00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,978 No forks? 414 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:44,153 No, you don't need one. 415 00:28:44,222 --> 00:28:46,156 See, what you do here is you just... 416 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,621 You gotta kind of curl it up. 417 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:03,302 You're right, it is messy, sorry. 418 00:29:04,275 --> 00:29:05,264 Mmm. 419 00:29:07,712 --> 00:29:09,043 So, why do you do it? 420 00:29:09,781 --> 00:29:12,716 Eat pizza? I'm a cheese freak. No. 421 00:29:13,017 --> 00:29:16,953 Why do you do dangerous things like go after big men like Valez. 422 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:19,718 I don't. 423 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:23,559 You know, no one's ever worked their way into his crime family before, 424 00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:27,062 learned his best kept secrets in a week. 425 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:29,225 I didn't. 426 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:31,125 Okay, I didn't reach the guy in Oklahoma, 427 00:29:31,202 --> 00:29:33,067 but I'll reach him tomorrow, I'll prove it to you. 428 00:29:33,338 --> 00:29:37,001 There's no time for phone calls. The plane will be here right after dawn. 429 00:29:37,075 --> 00:29:38,508 I won't be getting on it. 430 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:43,845 Where does it hurt? 431 00:29:46,351 --> 00:29:47,579 Let me see. 432 00:29:50,855 --> 00:29:51,844 Thanks. 433 00:29:53,057 --> 00:29:59,394 That's a result of my encounter with your friend. 434 00:30:00,832 --> 00:30:02,265 My friend Emilio? 435 00:30:03,334 --> 00:30:04,323 It's okay. 436 00:30:05,737 --> 00:30:08,035 He knew it could happen, being a federale. 437 00:30:13,378 --> 00:30:14,743 Why do you do it? 438 00:30:16,214 --> 00:30:18,205 Maybe one of these days I won't. 439 00:30:19,617 --> 00:30:21,812 Maybe I'll find something saner. 440 00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:25,378 Yeah? 441 00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:31,851 If you did, what would you do if you got out? 442 00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:36,060 Just what you did. 443 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:44,972 I don't go after any suspect without checking out his background. 444 00:31:12,837 --> 00:31:14,532 It's not going to work, Maria. 445 00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:19,476 No, not as a permanent relationship, 446 00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:23,346 but maybe we could just... You know what I mean. 447 00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:25,843 I'm not going to Mexico. 448 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,149 I'm not either, 449 00:31:34,125 --> 00:31:35,717 not until morning. 450 00:31:41,933 --> 00:31:43,833 Yeah, yeah. I reached Ice Pick. 451 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:47,599 I'm gonna tell you, Thomas, he wasn't real thrilled about being disturbed at 3:00 a. m. 452 00:31:47,672 --> 00:31:49,367 What did he say about Valez? 453 00:31:49,507 --> 00:31:50,667 He knows him. 454 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,939 But he can't help you except to tell you that Valez flew in here yesterday. 455 00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:57,013 Ice Pick doesn't know where he's staying on the island? 456 00:31:57,248 --> 00:31:58,647 He doesn't want to know, Thomas. 457 00:31:58,883 --> 00:32:02,444 Just forget about it. He said that he won't deal with Valez for anybody. 458 00:32:02,553 --> 00:32:03,952 Did Mac meet up with you? 459 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:05,248 No, listen to this, 460 00:32:05,456 --> 00:32:08,425 he called me at midnight to tell me that he might have found T.C.'s chopper. 461 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:11,225 Rick, listen, see if you can find him, it's important. 462 00:32:11,329 --> 00:32:14,492 Tell him I'm flying out of Molani Airport for Mexico in an hour. 463 00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:16,597 You're not really going to go there, are you? 464 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:21,065 That is up to Mac. See what you can do. Okay. 465 00:32:22,040 --> 00:32:24,235 Thomas? Hey, Thomas, Thomas! 466 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:32,616 Maria. Time to wake up. 467 00:32:33,918 --> 00:32:35,249 It's okay. 468 00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:37,618 I went to sleep. It's okay. 469 00:32:37,722 --> 00:32:38,848 Your plane should be landing any minute now. 470 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,447 I never sleep while I'm working. 471 00:32:40,625 --> 00:32:42,456 Well, then I guess you don't sleep much. 472 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,527 Here, you want some coffee. It's only an hour old. 473 00:32:44,662 --> 00:32:45,754 You went out? 474 00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:48,155 They could have seen you, followed you here. 475 00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:50,062 I had to check in with my friend Rick. 476 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:55,595 Looks like I'll be looking for Valez myself. 477 00:32:59,510 --> 00:33:03,207 Oh, will you put that down, I didn't have to come back here, remember? 478 00:33:03,648 --> 00:33:04,945 The point is you did. 479 00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:07,745 And you're getting on that plane. 480 00:33:08,553 --> 00:33:12,546 You don't really care whether I'm the Magnum you're looking for or not, do you? 481 00:33:12,757 --> 00:33:15,055 You're job is just bring in the suspect. 482 00:33:15,126 --> 00:33:16,991 If you have no information, you'll be released. 483 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:19,393 In what condition? Your people will get a confession out of me, 484 00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,557 whether it's true or not, and you know that. 485 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:23,623 You can't really believe I'd let that happen. 486 00:33:25,903 --> 00:33:28,098 I don't know what to believe about you. 487 00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:33,643 And last night didn't change that. 488 00:33:34,746 --> 00:33:37,806 People in your line of work can have strange priorities, I know. 489 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:43,314 Magnum. 490 00:33:51,062 --> 00:33:52,723 Am I glad to see you! 491 00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:57,495 Yeah, Mac, I knew you would be naturally concerned. 492 00:33:57,602 --> 00:34:00,127 That's why I was hoping Rick would tell you where I was. 493 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:02,829 Oh, he told me a lot more than that. 494 00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:06,375 What's this crazy story about you going to Mexico City? 495 00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:09,576 No, Mac, I'm not going. You are. 496 00:34:09,914 --> 00:34:12,781 Maria says the federales are the highest bidder. Any price. 497 00:34:13,084 --> 00:34:14,642 You should sell to her. 498 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,947 Any price? 499 00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:18,515 If you had anything to sell. 500 00:34:24,028 --> 00:34:26,622 Drugs, rackets, numbers... 501 00:34:27,165 --> 00:34:29,793 I have names and places that tie straight to Valez. 502 00:34:30,368 --> 00:34:32,029 I want a million cash. 503 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,801 Now your syndicate should consider that a bargain, 504 00:34:34,906 --> 00:34:37,397 considering that I'm removing the opposition. 505 00:34:39,911 --> 00:34:41,776 Magnum, she's no federale. 506 00:34:46,717 --> 00:34:49,413 Hey, I know what I'm talking about. Why don't you ever believe me? 507 00:34:49,654 --> 00:34:53,021 I believe you. You'll get your million. 508 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:58,558 And you, I'm afraid, have become expendable. 509 00:35:04,469 --> 00:35:08,462 Sorry, Thomas, I would have had to have killed you sooner or later. 510 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:23,480 You're welcome. 511 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:36,323 That pilot's bound to be with the same outfit Maria worked for. 512 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:37,867 A rival crime family. 513 00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,902 He's coming towards us. 514 00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:46,198 You know, with what I had on Valez, they could have turned him over to the federales. 515 00:35:46,277 --> 00:35:49,212 Why, Mac? Why did you get me involved in this? 516 00:35:49,347 --> 00:35:51,975 Can we discuss this a little bit later? 517 00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:54,017 Right now we better worry about this pilot. 518 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:06,757 Valez. 519 00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:09,129 His men must have seen the plane landing. Let's go. 520 00:36:37,061 --> 00:36:39,052 Magnum, would you come on? 521 00:36:52,510 --> 00:36:53,704 Mac... 522 00:36:55,546 --> 00:36:56,672 Mac! 523 00:37:04,322 --> 00:37:07,052 Is this how Thomas Magnum got into Valez's family, 524 00:37:07,124 --> 00:37:09,092 as a Spanish-speaking pilot? 525 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:11,788 I wasn't a pilot for them. 526 00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:14,160 And I swear, I never told Valez your name. 527 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,462 His men knew me as Trini Oliva. 528 00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:19,901 The one time I did use your name, is when I had to flash your license 529 00:37:20,037 --> 00:37:21,698 to verify some facts with the police. 530 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:23,434 My license? 531 00:37:23,507 --> 00:37:24,735 Exactly. 532 00:37:25,876 --> 00:37:28,276 And I think Valez's has some friends down at the police department, 533 00:37:28,346 --> 00:37:30,780 'cause they sure knew that Trini Oliva 534 00:37:32,183 --> 00:37:35,050 was the same as Thomas Magnum when they came here to kill me. 535 00:37:35,186 --> 00:37:37,177 Kill me, can you beat that? 536 00:37:38,589 --> 00:37:41,183 Hey! Valez told me he was coming alone. 537 00:37:41,425 --> 00:37:42,483 Mac! 538 00:37:55,973 --> 00:37:57,235 Damn, I'm good. 539 00:37:57,308 --> 00:38:01,574 Didn't I tell you? If I hadn't burst my eardrums, I'd still be a jet pilot. 540 00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:03,944 Why, Magnum... Oh. 541 00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:07,476 Why, Magnum, why don't you ever believe me? 542 00:38:07,551 --> 00:38:09,746 Mac, what's wrong with your side? 543 00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,382 There's a bullet in it. 544 00:38:12,456 --> 00:38:13,445 What? 545 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,357 There's a bullet in it. 546 00:38:15,860 --> 00:38:18,761 Mac, get us on the ground. You bet. 547 00:38:18,829 --> 00:38:20,763 Just as soon as we get to Mexico. 548 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:22,093 Mexico? 549 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:26,261 Naturally, they gave us enough gas in this bird to get us there. 550 00:38:26,771 --> 00:38:29,433 Well, Magnum, I just want to do the right thing. 551 00:38:29,573 --> 00:38:31,939 I want to get these papers to the federales. 552 00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,009 Besides, if we stayed here any longer, 553 00:38:34,078 --> 00:38:36,137 Valez and his men would just keep coming after you. 554 00:38:36,213 --> 00:38:37,908 Not with what you have in that little book, 555 00:38:37,982 --> 00:38:40,075 that's what I've been needing to get him picked up. 556 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:41,709 Now, tell me where he's staying. 557 00:38:42,219 --> 00:38:43,652 How would I know where he's staying? 558 00:38:43,721 --> 00:38:45,518 Because you know everything else about him. 559 00:38:45,589 --> 00:38:47,716 Now give me the address, you can't make it to Mexico. 560 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,555 Would you please just look in the kit 561 00:38:49,627 --> 00:38:52,289 and see if you can find something to help stop this bleeding. 562 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:58,061 Peanut butter and jelly? 563 00:38:58,636 --> 00:38:59,830 And no medical supplies. 564 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:02,896 Mac, give me the address and turn us around. 565 00:39:03,874 --> 00:39:07,071 Okay, it's 8630 Cranebrook. 566 00:39:07,945 --> 00:39:10,641 But, Magnum... Magnum, listen, grab the wheel. 567 00:39:10,715 --> 00:39:12,182 What? Grab the wheel. 568 00:39:12,450 --> 00:39:14,543 Now listen carefully, 569 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:19,448 the plane's in trim, you shouldn't have too much trouble. 570 00:39:20,257 --> 00:39:22,054 Until you start down. 571 00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:23,623 Until I start down? 572 00:39:23,761 --> 00:39:28,391 Now, listen, turn the plane around. 573 00:39:28,733 --> 00:39:29,722 How? 574 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:32,059 You make a U-ie to the right. 575 00:39:34,638 --> 00:39:35,627 Mac? 576 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:06,032 Okay, Tommy, don't panic. 577 00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:09,402 My name is Art and I'm a CAP Pilot. We're going to get you down. 578 00:40:10,007 --> 00:40:11,872 Just don't panic, Tommy, okay? 579 00:40:11,942 --> 00:40:14,376 It's Thomas. And I'm not panicking. 580 00:40:14,712 --> 00:40:17,340 And I don't want to come down until the police get that message. 581 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:19,315 Check 3680 Cranebrook. 582 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:20,543 They've got it, Tommy. 583 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:22,210 Thomas! Check. 584 00:40:22,453 --> 00:40:26,822 We just find a little familiarity relaxes people in life-threatening situations. 585 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,923 Well, thanks, Arty. 586 00:40:31,462 --> 00:40:33,362 Did you get ahold of Rick Wright? 587 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:37,390 Check. He says that T.C. Cannot get out of the hospital until later, 588 00:40:37,568 --> 00:40:41,095 and that Rick has sent some other help. Now, listen, 589 00:40:41,372 --> 00:40:44,671 you're gonna have to lose all that extra fuel before you crash... 590 00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:47,139 Before you land the craft. 591 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:51,843 Well, you mean, I gotta fly around here till the tanks are empty? 592 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:55,477 Negative. Look for a fuel jettison near those tanks in the back. 593 00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,312 Don't smoke, Magnum, please. 594 00:40:58,422 --> 00:41:01,016 And watch your altimeter at all times. 595 00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:04,659 Higgins? You're the help Rick got? 596 00:41:04,728 --> 00:41:07,458 It's an instrument on your panel that vaguely resembles a clock. 597 00:41:07,565 --> 00:41:10,329 If the hand on the clock starts spinning, you're losing altitude. 598 00:41:10,401 --> 00:41:11,629 Higgins, get off the mike. 599 00:41:11,769 --> 00:41:15,705 I'm merely translating the pilot's technical terms into Magnumese. 600 00:41:15,806 --> 00:41:18,104 You're not a pilot! I've had experience. 601 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:19,572 What experience? 602 00:41:19,743 --> 00:41:22,041 I happen to be a member of the Goldfish Club, 603 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,239 a group restricted to those select few 604 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:27,079 who have jumped over 5,000 feet into ocean water. 605 00:41:27,184 --> 00:41:28,913 What does that have to do with flying? 606 00:41:29,019 --> 00:41:30,543 In this instance, a great deal. 607 00:41:30,621 --> 00:41:32,987 I suggest you check the cockpit for a parachute. 608 00:41:33,123 --> 00:41:35,557 Art and I can instruct you in a ditching procedure. 609 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:37,685 Now, that sounds like a good idea to me, Tommy. 610 00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:40,260 Yes, Tommy, look for a parachute. 611 00:41:42,533 --> 00:41:45,969 Look, yeah. Thomas. And there's a couple of parachutes here, 612 00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:47,765 but there's no way I can get Mac into one. 613 00:41:47,838 --> 00:41:50,500 Check. Then let's start dumping that gas. 614 00:41:59,450 --> 00:42:01,145 I know what you're thinking. 615 00:42:01,218 --> 00:42:03,482 Six hours of flight instruction in a chopper 616 00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:05,613 does not make you a fixed wing pilot. 617 00:42:05,789 --> 00:42:07,347 But I knew it could be done. 618 00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,255 Doris Day did it in Julie, 619 00:42:09,426 --> 00:42:11,087 Karen Black did it in Airport. 620 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:13,186 Julie Hagerty did it in Airplane! 621 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,596 The question was, could I do it? 622 00:42:15,766 --> 00:42:17,290 After all, I wasn't a stewardess 623 00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:20,394 with a reassuring fatherly voice talking me down. 624 00:42:20,638 --> 00:42:24,199 I was a guy. A guy, who T.C. Said had no talent for flying, 625 00:42:24,275 --> 00:42:27,767 being talked in by Higgins, describing spinning clocks. 626 00:42:28,012 --> 00:42:30,207 I just had to hope that you didn't have to be a female 627 00:42:30,281 --> 00:42:32,010 to land a plane on your first try. 628 00:42:32,149 --> 00:42:33,946 And that Art could out-talk Higgins. 629 00:42:34,051 --> 00:42:36,542 You made that bank like a pro, Thomas. 630 00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:38,851 How's your altimeter? 631 00:42:39,223 --> 00:42:40,417 I'm at 2,000. 632 00:42:40,524 --> 00:42:42,219 And you're steady? Check. 633 00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:45,520 That's incredible. Are you sure you haven't flown before? 634 00:42:46,497 --> 00:42:48,624 No. I guess it's just natural talent. 635 00:42:48,766 --> 00:42:50,757 Okay, you're on final approach. 636 00:42:50,834 --> 00:42:52,028 Now, listen up. 637 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:56,903 One final thought on Doris, Karen, Julie and expanding one's horizons. 638 00:42:57,007 --> 00:42:58,668 Life can imitate art, 639 00:42:58,742 --> 00:43:01,267 and what the girls did in artful film fashion, 640 00:43:01,378 --> 00:43:03,505 Art was helping me do in real life. 641 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:06,412 As for horizons, life's full of choices. 642 00:43:07,084 --> 00:43:09,416 I decided if I got on the ground again, 643 00:43:09,553 --> 00:43:11,885 I'd give up my idea of becoming a pilot. 644 00:43:12,222 --> 00:43:14,452 Now I had one more choice to make, 645 00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:17,688 be an instant Lindbergh or be in several pieces. 646 00:43:17,828 --> 00:43:21,594 Down, Thomas, push down, gently. 647 00:43:22,066 --> 00:43:24,432 You're not listening. I said push down. 648 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,708 He made it. He actually landed. 649 00:43:42,553 --> 00:43:43,713 Mac! 650 00:43:44,021 --> 00:43:47,684 Hip, hip, hooray! Hip, hip, hooray! Hooray! 651 00:43:47,758 --> 00:43:49,919 Hip, hip, hooray! 652 00:43:58,902 --> 00:44:01,200 Wait a minute. Where's the brakes? 653 00:44:02,506 --> 00:44:05,737 Guys? Arty? 654 00:44:05,943 --> 00:44:08,935 Higgins? Come on, where's the brakes? 655 00:44:09,747 --> 00:44:13,183 Will you please tell me where are the brakes? Higgins! 656 00:44:21,091 --> 00:44:23,958 I wanted to talk to you guys before I saw the priest. 657 00:44:25,229 --> 00:44:28,198 To get some things off my chest while there's still time. 658 00:44:28,699 --> 00:44:31,327 Mac, please. No. No, no, listen. 659 00:44:33,170 --> 00:44:37,664 I slipped into Magnum's place, and I secured his P.I. License, 660 00:44:39,076 --> 00:44:40,771 and I had it duplicated 661 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:43,643 and that's how his name got mixed up in all of this. 662 00:44:44,181 --> 00:44:47,810 But it was worth it because I nailed Valez. 663 00:44:48,452 --> 00:44:50,249 Thomas nailed Valez. 664 00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:54,416 Exactly. T. C., I wanted to tell you that 665 00:44:55,559 --> 00:44:58,960 the guy I leased your chopper to knew from the beginning 666 00:44:59,029 --> 00:45:00,553 that you were going to get six percent. 667 00:45:00,764 --> 00:45:01,890 Thanks, Mac. 668 00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:06,734 But since you won't be with us much longer, I've drawn up these papers 669 00:45:08,272 --> 00:45:12,140 signing me over your car, your checking account, to cover my troubles 670 00:45:12,242 --> 00:45:14,039 and the shooting up of my van. 671 00:45:14,845 --> 00:45:17,439 All right. No problem. 672 00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:20,680 I'll sign these when I get my strength back. 673 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:23,318 Perhaps you aren't going to get any stronger, Mac. 674 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:25,416 Best that you sign it now. 675 00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:27,021 Rick has one, as well. 676 00:45:28,692 --> 00:45:30,660 You'll be leaving me your life's savings. 677 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,696 I checked the account and there's only about 25 bucks in it, 678 00:45:32,796 --> 00:45:35,060 but it will take care of all my troubles, not only that, Mac, 679 00:45:35,799 --> 00:45:38,063 it will give me something to remember you by. 680 00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:50,178 Try again, Mac. 681 00:45:50,748 --> 00:45:52,511 You should be getting stronger. 682 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,553 See, I talked to your doctor this morning, 683 00:46:00,958 --> 00:46:03,051 he said you did have a close call, 684 00:46:03,393 --> 00:46:06,692 but you should be up and around by the end of the week. 685 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,095 Hasn't he told you that? 686 00:46:12,536 --> 00:46:14,868 Mac gave me something, too, guys. 687 00:46:15,506 --> 00:46:18,373 What did you get? My life insurance? My mother? 688 00:46:18,542 --> 00:46:19,531 No, Mac. 689 00:46:19,943 --> 00:46:21,205 Your comic books. 690 00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:23,673 Doesn't even the score, but it's a start. 691 00:46:23,947 --> 00:46:25,471 What do you mean it doesn't even the score? 692 00:46:25,582 --> 00:46:27,072 Some of those were worth a fortune. 693 00:46:27,251 --> 00:46:30,015 I know Huey, Dewey and Louie on Vacation 694 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,280 and Tales from the Crypt are, 695 00:46:31,355 --> 00:46:34,415 so maybe I'll feel different when I go through the rest of the box. 696 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:39,360 Magnum, are you referring to the duck and monster books 697 00:46:39,429 --> 00:46:41,659 I found in the trunk of Mac's car? 698 00:46:42,666 --> 00:46:46,602 Yes, they were extremely valuable. 699 00:46:47,004 --> 00:46:48,096 Were? 700 00:46:48,372 --> 00:46:52,035 Yes, they paid half the cost of an O. Henry first edition. 701 00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:56,007 Naturally, I knew you'd want to contribute to the estate damages. 702 00:46:59,316 --> 00:47:00,510 Naturally. 703 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:02,949 Naturally. 704 00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:06,856 I hate that word.